Gospel of the Pantheon – Novel
 
In the year 1700, the god of time died.

It was late September, and the Villa of the Gods sat atop a plateau in what is now New Mexico. Back then, though, the place had no name, and there was nothing there but red dust and jackrabbits.

This particular plateau was very large, and flat, and still the Villa filled up the whole of it. The Villa of the Gods, you see, is not just the Mediterranean style house, but also the grounds: acres of meadows, brush and woodlands, spring fed pools and streams. It is quite an impressive place...

Therein Lies the Problem – Novel
 
The American Dream is dead. It is a nation desperate for change, which might explain how a man like Lester Ginn — huckster, hypnotist, swordsman,
self-proclaimed visionary — could rally support for his own grandiose
notion of utopia ...
 
The Pyramid.

Vampire Academy – Screenplay

 

Vampire Academy is a "mockumentary" set in the provincial and religiously fundamentalist town of Fishkill, which is thrown into turmoil when a mysterious outsider opens a school that teaches ordinary citizens to achieve personal and professional growth through the modern vampire lifestyle.

 
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Memoirs of a Douchebag: John Box in Japan – Novel
 
Memoirs of a Douchebag chronicles the adventures of John Box as he spends a year traveling around Japan, teaching English, and discovering himself, nightly. Through this life-changing journey, John comes to such revelations as: he hates working, and kids, and food that makes liver spots drenched in mucous seem like crème brulée . Further, through this inter-cultural experience, John learns some important life-lessons like how different Japanese are from Americans…and how similar. Fucking mind-blowing shit. Plus, he’ll feel you up!

The Weight of the Light – Microfiction

 

An eclectic collection of flash fiction, spoken word pieces and short stories.